don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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