I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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