i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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