with your own penis?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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