he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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