Non-Jews are for practice
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
