I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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