glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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