Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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