He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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