We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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