This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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