I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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