talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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