i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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