People with herpes should wear stickers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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