Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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