Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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