so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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