that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Semen is not good for contacts.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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