There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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