I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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