Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
