I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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