You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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