well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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