Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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