You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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