weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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