he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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