just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
