Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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