Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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