I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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