That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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