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(925): View more from California

I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(863): View more from Florida

Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...

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(513): View more from Ohio

Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary

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(559): View more from California

We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar

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