Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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