just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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