We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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