Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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