I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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