didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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