Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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