Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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