so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me too!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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