Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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