ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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