im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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