As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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