He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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