You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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