she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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