I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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